Friday, August 07, 2009

The Virgin Mathematician.

As I start this new semester, and a new Calculus class, I look ahead to what I want and a firm resolve has settled within me. I want my degree more than I want any man on this planet. No offence men, you all can be very wonderful husbands, friends, and lovers at times, but you can also be very "distracting" as a friend once told me.

So like that illustrious queen of so many years ago, I shall forswear of a gentlemans intimacies until I have at least a Bachelor of Science degree. Although I will not don the white face paint that Queen Elizabeth I wore, perhaps a lace collar interlaced with mathematical equations would be appropriate.

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